May 18, 2004

The magic of thumbsuck

They got some magic salmon in Pacific northwest mythology too, said Finn.

Posted by xian at 8:54 PM

May 10, 2004

Dexter Haven

Dexter was nothing if not grandiose. Everyone said so. His closest friend Brad accused him of harboring "delusions of grandeur" when he set his eyes on Virginia, Brad's mother's best friend and neighbor.

Posted by xian at 5:46 PM

May 6, 2004

Nobody ever said life was fair

Everybody talks about Biggie Smalls but how come nobody ever talks about Smally Biggs?

Posted by xian at 7:45 AM

May 4, 2004

Please resend to the fact checker

Here you go, buckaroo.

just sign me B-----.

help me out here

no

ahhhh

i'm wondering if not all that stuff
could have been gobbledygook

um

why?

what else did you send

urls

unless his email was munged

and he spelled gobbledygook right

and actually just tell him that um
let's see
i don't know who he sent this to
that um
oh nevermind
just keep it simple

Posted by xian at 10:48 AM

May 1, 2004

Maybe it (Princess Di) wasn't such a great name

Princess Stay-Alive might have been a better moniker.

Posted by xian at 9:45 PM | Comments (1)