March 28, 2004

I drink in moderation

I drink in moderation said Shamus O'Heenihy, yes I do. Do I take drugs to excess? Aye, I do that. Do I ever! But I drink in moderation, as I was telling you.

Posted by xian at 6:26 PM

March 21, 2004

Select inhibited reuptake

Don't bogart that seratonin, my friend.
Snap it over to me.

Posted by xian at 6:44 PM | Comments (1)

March 17, 2004

The lost art of conversation

What more is there to say?

Posted by xian at 4:35 PM | Comments (1)

Group house etiquette, circa 1987

"Would anyone be offended if I cleaned this bong?" said Heather to no one in particular.

"Totally not," said Bruce.

Posted by xian at 12:55 PM

Baby thoughts you don't remember

I spent all day making that poop and you just throw it away with a "something smells stinky" look of disgust on your face?

Posted by xian at 6:05 AM