Stop reading!

Reading is the first escape, the gateway drug, the charming autistic abstraction. Reading is a crutch. Just say no. The kids are all right. TV is EZ.

It's storytime. Now sit and be read to.

Smart alecks up front where I can see you, writing 50 times "I must not be so."

Posted to fragments
by Christian Crumlish
on September 26, 2003
at 6:19 PM