mustachioed ham sandwich
fake over-the-top anna nicole smithalike
at bob holmann's open mike monday night crowd
more comedy than poetry
microphone tantrums
summer braless boner talk
mutual admiration standup
mostly shouting
shock value
adolescent poop talk
dick cum rude rapid penetration
plus yelling
the routing about chafing and jock itch
reminds me of the time I accidentally
put baking soda down my shorts
when I meant to use talcum powder
on one of those sweltering heat wave nights
when i was tired or drunk or both and
never could figure out all night
why i wasn't drying out and cooling off
but was instead staying slimy and hot
like i was cooking something down there
and instead of the silky talc texture I expected
this gritty sandy slick.