This is pretty pathetic, but we can't really bring ourselves to give Ringo too hard a time about it. We just like Ringo. We don't know why. It could be because, even if he does trot out "Yellow Submarine" and "Octopus's Garden," nothing he does will ever be as irritating as Paul McCartney's faux Beatles revue and continual vegetarian dogmatizing. Besides which, we have a soft spot for both "Nothing from Nothing" and "Boris the Spider."