Worshiping the Porcelain Bowl
Speaking of which...
Oh, and by the way, do you ever happen to glance into the bowl when you are done with a mighty crap? I'm sure you do; I don't believe anybody really lives down that "hey ma, look what I made" feeling. Well, answer me this: If you did glance down and saw a word written in poop down there, you'd take it pretty seriously as a message, wouldn't you? This has never happened to me, but I have seen most of the letters of the alphabet at one time or another (even Q) and I am starting to wonder if some day I will get my secret message in this medium. So let's say you just saw a word fragment. Would that qualify as worthy of contemplation? And what about just one letter? When does it stop being a message from God and start being just random curves in a porcelain bowl?