Negativland Disses Pepsi:

Don't Forget the Headphones

by Andrew Robertson


As a longtime diehard Negativland fan, I was overjoyed to hear that the Bay Area's over-edged ensemble was preparing a recording on a Pepsi theme. But in no way did this prepare me for the riotous laugh-fest to be found on their latest CD, Dispepsi. (The title of the CD appears nowhere on the packaging or on the CD itself, to avoid possible trademark infringement problems - no doubt they are still smarting from the U2 debacle - the title is anagramically scrambled in various ways wherever it's printed.)

The first time I listened to this disc was on a work night, at1am, with the headphones on (most Negativland recordings are best appreciated when heard this way) and there were people sleeping nearby, so I had to suppress any audible laughter. I was unsuccessful. In fact, I think I hurt myself.

Certainly I'm a biased reviewer. Negativland is my favorite "funct" (as opposed to defunct) band. I'm a completist; I have all their "major" releases (and bought 'em again when they came out on CD). I've even seen them live twice, a rare thing for an east-coaster like myself. Their output has been directed primarily to a miniscule audience of noise-appreciators. People entertained by tuning across the AM band at night are candidates for Negativland fans. Before Dispepsi, the Negativland album cited as their "most accessible" was, invariably, the1987 release, Escape From Noise (the cover of this album touts it as "a milestone in the evolution of the word 'accessible'"). But now,Dispepsi is the recording of choice to introduce people to this bizarre group of media-skewering iconoclasts. There are no fewer than four real songs on Dispepsi; previously, the closest they got to a real song was Nesbitt's Lime Soda Song on Escape From Noise, and "Four Fingers" on the1983 disc, A Big 10-8 Place. Surprisingly, these new songs succeed as musically, lyrically, satirically, and parodically. It is almost as if Negativland is saying to the world "here's a glimpse of what we could have done if we'd bowed to conventional song-form...and aren't you corporations mad that we don't write funny songs to your specifications?"

Now, there's still a lot here that would upset the more narrowly focused mainstream music fan. Some of the songs could win them some mainstream popularity but, as one friend of mine put it, there are "still too many honks, blats and strange noises". To a Negativland fan this is par for the course (too many? how could there be too many?) but the uninitiated may react to some of the tracks like someone once reacted to A Big 10-8 Place: "How can anybody listen to this?" There is the usual multi-source noise barrage through much of Dispepsi, but the stuff they throw in is hilarious, pricelessly so. To properly appreciate this recording (and all those wonderful honks and blats), it must be experienced with headphones on. The editing and layering is masterful, and each successive listening reveals previously unnoticed subtleties. Different parts stand out, depending on whether one is listening with headphones or speakers (don't neglect those headphones - can't put too much stress on that...). Even the packaging is entertaining, down to the tiniest liner notes which include the new Negativworldwidewebland address (they've moved from UNC to their own server) http://www.negativland.com/, where you can enjoy all kinds of amusing and enlightening tidbits along with a discography, and mailorder information.

Now, to the disc itself. You pop the top on this can of cacophonous comedy with The Smile You Can't Hide, a multi-sourced introduction that might make some think "here we go with another typical Negativland CD..." but if you can make it through those first 94 seconds, you reach the surprising Drink It Up, a wickedly clever and funny array of plays-on-beverages that Pepsico could use as advertising if they were hip enough. The comment that follows on the CD, "how great was that? was it worth your money?" could be seen as directed to the listener, or to a Pepsi executive. Why Is This Commercial? is a more traditional Negativland, but Happy Hero is a countryesque ballad that has its tongue so far in cheek stitches might be necessary. Watch out, Garth Brooks. This track has the best song ending I've heard since Zappa ended with the word "fade" on the Uncle Meat record.

The next track, A Most Successful Formula, is my personal favorite. I don't want to give anything away, but I recommend not listening to this for the first time while driving or operating heavy machinery, or you risk accident from convulsive hysterics (even more perilously funny with headphones). The Greatest Taste Around is an upbeat Pepsi Negativanthem, and this track alone is worth the price of admission. The next five tracks (7-11) are back to more traditional Negativland (i.e., abandonment of conventional song form) but Tracks 9 and 11 are set to driving techno dance beats and might thoroughly screw with people's heads if played at a rave or a drunken dance party. Track 12, Aluminum Or Glass: The Memo, successfully synthesizes their usual multi-sourcing, distortions, the Weatherman (David Wills), and a well constructed song that simultaneously parodies and pays tribute to the form it satirizes. This gem of a CD concludes with Bite Back, a musically brilliant indictment of advertising and the consumer culture.



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