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Moldier: The truth is out there, Scummey.

Scummey: What?

Moldier: I said: The truth is out there!

Scummey: Oh. (pause) The only truth I want to know is, who's been 

         stealing my panties.

Moldier: (stiffens slightly) Uh... It must be an alien visitation.

Scummey: Particle refraction tests suggest a human presence.  

         Possibly male.

Moldier: (noticeably uncomfortable)  Hmmm....

Scummey: And another thing, Moldier.  Why is it we've worked 

         together for two years and you've never jumped me?